drowninginrain:

sassysharpshooter:

natcat5:

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch
Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF

Are you telling me that ‘alsjeblieft’ means please. 
How is that pronounced exactly. 

all-shuh-bleeft

Hahahaha how i love being a dutchie. Was reading this with my brain set on english, till i saw the alsjeblieft.

drowninginrain:

sassysharpshooter:

natcat5:

amsterdamnedd:

voxify:

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

i aM PISSING MYSELF

Are you telling me that ‘alsjeblieft’ means please. 

How is that pronounced exactly. 

all-shuh-bleeft

Hahahaha how i love being a dutchie. Was reading this with my brain set on english, till i saw the alsjeblieft.

(Bron: archduckfranz)

Heerlijk. Kan niet wachten op het spel volgende maand!

(Bron: Spotify)

  • Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
  • Teacher: Technically
  • Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • Teacher: what
  • Student: what

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
laughingstation:

via laughingstation 

Kennen jullie dit nummer nog?

(Bron: Spotify)